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Somewhere in the Jungle of Monkey Island

  • Guybrush Threepwood: How did you get stranded here?
  • Herman Toothrot: Well, I sailed here with a friend of mine twenty years ago. We hoped to discover The Secret of Monkey Island. But my friend met with a horrifying and tragic accident... which claimed his life, I couldn't sail the ship back by myself. I trained a bunch of chimps to crew the ship and sail it back to Melée Island. They were supposed to get help and come back for me... Something must have happened.
  • Guybrush Threepwood: How come you didn't just go with the chimps?
  • Herman Toothrot: WEEKS on a boat full of monkeys? Oh joy.